The Chopstork Store
From www.ChopStork.com
Our supply chain isn't managed yet, so we have to hock our goods through other people.
Slow Down
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A truly multipurpose shirt. For the party crew: Out on the town, partying it up. Drink too much and you'll be puking the next morning. And puking sucks. When you finally break the seal, a reminder in the bathroom mirror, "SLOW DOWN." For the ladies: Last time you hooked up with him, he never called back. When you go to "freshen up" tonight, a reminder in the bathroom mirror, "SLOW DOWN." Make him come back for more. Go to the slow down store to see more choices and order. (cafe press) |
Bring Back Recess
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Support the cause and regain the wonder years of elementry school and junior high. Bring Back Recess. Go to the bring back recess store to see more choices and order. (zazzle) |
馬鹿外人 (Stupid Foreigner)
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Sorry, we're from America and we're inconsiderate idiots. If you hear, "baka gaijin..." from a native, they agree. Inspired by the many bakagaijin moments on our Tokyo trip. Go to the bakagaijin store to see more choices and order. (cafe press) |
Falling Monkey
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The ancient and wise Japanese proverb says "Even monkeys fall from trees." So I made a t-shirt. I don't know how that relates. Go to the Falling Monkey store to see more choices and order. (cafe press) |
San Francisco Postcard
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FREE! Send someone a postcard from lovely San Francisco. Just download the full-size picture, print it out, write on the back, and send it to someone. They'll love it. |

