Sausage Valley

From www.ChopStork.com

If you're a straight single man looking for love, Sunnyvale (the heart of Silicon Valley) is not the place for you.

Despite the odds in their favor, even the ladies fair poorly in Sausage Valley. As they say "The odds are good, but the goods are odd".

References:

• Top 10 Cities with the Most Bachelors
• Sunnyvale has biggest bachelor population in the nation
• 2000 Census: Sunnyvale Inundated With Bachelors
• Bachelor Central

Take my advice, man or woman, move to the City.

--Luke