ChopStork:About

From www.ChopStork.com

Chopstork (chŏp stôrk)

n.

1. A website created some time in 2004 by Luke and A.J. as a forum for friends to share pictures, stories, thoughts, mockery, and whatever you want. Really Luke's done all the hard work behind the site. Chopstork.com (aka Chopspork.com) is a wiki site, so anyone can add and edit content. It's easy. Try it. Chopstork.com was originally powered by the Wikka Wakka Wiki engine. In May 2005, Chopstork was transferred to the MediaWiki engine, which is way cooler, as Chopstork 2.0. If you're friends with Luke, you've already heard all about it.

2. Tradename for an eating utensil invented by A.J. comprising a pair of chopsticks on a flexure connected to the eating end of a fork. It helps white people eat oriental people food. Because white people haven't conquered enough of the world. Patent pending. Coming soon to a restaurant near you.

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