Blog:PJIS/Changes In Latitudes, Attitudes And Bloody Mary's.

From www.ChopStork.com

Greetings and salutations people!

Broadcasting to you live from the Netherlands. How in the H E double toothpicks did I find myself here? I'm not sure, either. I was surfing the net with the Violent Femmes playing in the background. I blink. I find myself here. (And Lowrider by War is playing.)

I'm an American. I live in Europe. It's okay except for the people.

(Note to fellow Euro trash: I am NOT the American ambassador. If you have a complaint about our foreign policy, take it up with him. Failing that, go to Washington DC. Cruise down Pennsyvania Avenue. Stop at the big white house with all the pillars and ask to see the owner. Got it?)

I'm a writer. I'm a bit of a nerd. (As a salesguy, I signed up for the dba training for our contact software so I could be ahead of the game. The tech guys all thought I was wacko.)

Drop me a line with your questions, comments or foreign policy observations. I'll post more later!

Have a better one! Patrick