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I want a desk I can stand at.

October 13th, 2006 by some dude

I want a desk at which I can stand at work. I don’t know why. I feel like sometimes I’d work better standing. My cube right now is an old one—just walls with free standing desks in it. If I ever live in a cube with the modular work surfaces and cabinets and stuff that attach to the walls, I’m putting one of my desks up high. It’s gonna rule.

A few minutes later: The intorweb is cool. I just discovered that there is a name for them—the standing desk. Makes sense. And there are even whole websites where you can buy them, like standupdesks.com.

some dude

Toilet ants

May 10th, 2006 by some dude

There are ants crawling on one of the toilets in the bathroom at work.  That’s somewhat disturbing.  Today’s lesson:  Don’t poo in the middle stall; if you do, you will get antsies in your pantsies.