Chopstork

For our friends who lack the curiosity to click through to You Tube… Another Ok Go video. This one’s older—we’re behind the times, just like Chopstork should be.

Enter their competition to dance with them on stage.

This is a cool video. They must be a cool band. The Jamiroquai of the 2000s…not really.

Chad, can you get Lexi to get this song on in the gym, and we’ll have our own DDR? Who’s with me?

There were two used tapes from the confessional booth Sunday morning. I thought that was weird since there were only two new tapes left out of a five-pack. Hmm… We watched the two tapes, and they each only had 2 minutes on them. Someone took one of the tapes. What a dick move!

Oh wait, nooow I remember—I switched the first tape, and I hid it. Don’t worry, I found it eventually. You’ll get to see the clips…some day. How many more things do I not remember from the party?

Ran down to the corner during the beer run, got tired, and lay down on the sidewalk to take a nap. Check. Thanks, Janelle for waking me up.

Started the feud with Eli—he said, “180 degrees … or pi radians,” in reference to flippy cups. So I punched him. Check. I could have sworn he started it with his head butting. In the end Red Strawberry beat me up as his proxy.

Break danced in the foyer. Check.

Wrastled Zach. Actually that one I did remember. I did it because Laura told me to. Then she told me to stop. Cuz she didn’t want him to get hurt.

And of course everyone remembers the biggest game of beer bump ever. Congratulations to Mr. Cross—the new Beer Bump Champion of the Universe.

…when you can stare at a computer screen. Whoooooaaaah….

Try looking at your hand afterward.

Aaaahahahahaha. Those crazy japs. This could have happened to me in Kyoto. I’d crap my pants. Except I’d really just crap the crapper.

Needless to say, Japan is not a litigious society. By the way, at the end of the video, the girl says the thing cost about $44,000 (Yen 5,000,000) to make.

My favorite videos of the day, via google video.

• Korn Mosh Session. “A bunch of dudes being awesome.” Awesome.
• Fall Out Boy
• Biker Dancing. Funny mostly because I can see me doing this.