Chopstork http://www.chopstork.com/blog Coming soon to a restaurant near you. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:53:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 en Hair Metal Christmas http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/12/06/hair-metal-christmas/ http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/12/06/hair-metal-christmas/#comments Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:03:04 +0000 bone WhateverchristmasMusictwisted sistervideo http://www.chopstork.com/wordpress/2006/12/06/hair-metal-christmas/ Twisted Sister has a Christmas album out. As ridiculous as it sounds it’s probably the best Christmas music you’ll hear. Well, if you’re a diehard hair metal fan stuck in the 80’s. Their version of 12 Days Of Christmas goes

12 Silver crosses
11 Black mascaras
10 Pairs of platforms
9 Tattered t-shirts
8 Pentagrams
7 Leather jackets
6 Cans of hairspray
5 Skull earrings
4 Quarts of Jack
3 Studded belts
2 Pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

Here’s the video for “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” which fits eerily well over “We’re Not Gonna Take It”:

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