Chopstork

When they first figured out that they could put toilets inside the house—whatever that impetus was (gas catcher? indoor plumbing?)—do you think they said, “Sweet, I can poop in my own home,” or, “Why the hell would I want to crap inside my house?”

No liquids on airplanes now because of this terrorist plot. But I’ve already figured out how the terrorists will circumvent the new restrictions: Explosive urine. Pee in the sink, mix it with your explosive diarrhea, BOOM!

Aaaahahahahaha. Those crazy japs. This could have happened to me in Kyoto. I’d crap my pants. Except I’d really just crap the crapper.

Needless to say, Japan is not a litigious society. By the way, at the end of the video, the girl says the thing cost about $44,000 (Yen 5,000,000) to make.

There are ants crawling on one of the toilets in the bathroom at work.  That’s somewhat disturbing.  Today’s lesson:  Don’t poo in the middle stall; if you do, you will get antsies in your pantsies.

Yeah yeah, another writing about poo? Tell people to quit leaving their crap (literally) everywhere and I’ll stop writing about it.

There was a semicircular smudge of what I assume was poo on the toilet seat. WHY?

The figure below shows a toilet with it’s critical dimension, the hole. Also shown is the mating part, the mystery pooper. Let’s call it a press fit for the poo in the person. The goal here is to clear the toilet’s hole. Diameter of the hole is nominally 8.5 in. 8.5 - 1.0 = 7.5 MMC. 7.5 - .5 = 7 virtual condition. Poo is 1.0 + .5 = 1.5 on the big side. 7 - 1.5 = 5.5 inches. Mystery pooper has to hit a 5.5 inch target at worst. If he poops smaller, he can be that much further off-center. That is very doable. Millions of people do it every day. There should be no poo on the toilet seat. Please.