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some dude

TSA: Threat Level Change for the Aviation Sector

August 10th, 2006 by some dude

No liquids on airplanes now because of this terrorist plot. But I’ve already figured out how the terrorists will circumvent the new restrictions: Explosive urine. Pee in the sink, mix it with your explosive diarrhea, BOOM!