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	<title>Chopstork</title>
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	<description>Coming soon to a restaurant near you.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>TSA: Threat Level Change for the Aviation Sector</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/08/10/tsa-threat-level-change-for-the-aviation-sector/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>Whatever</dc:subject><dc:subject>airplanes</dc:subject><dc:subject>pee</dc:subject><dc:subject>poop</dc:subject><dc:subject>threat level</dc:subject><dc:subject>toilet</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[No liquids on airplanes now because of this terrorist plot.  But I&#8217;ve already figured out how the terrorists will circumvent the new restrictions:  Explosive urine.  Pee in the sink, mix it with your explosive diarrhea, BOOM!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.tsa.gov/press/happenings/threat-change.shtm">No liquids on airplanes now</a> because of <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14278216/">this terrorist plot</a>.  But I&#8217;ve already figured out how the terrorists will circumvent the new restrictions:  Explosive urine.  Pee in the sink, mix it with your explosive diarrhea, BOOM!</p>
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