Chopstork

There were two used tapes from the confessional booth Sunday morning. I thought that was weird since there were only two new tapes left out of a five-pack. Hmm… We watched the two tapes, and they each only had 2 minutes on them. Someone took one of the tapes. What a dick move!

Oh wait, nooow I remember—I switched the first tape, and I hid it. Don’t worry, I found it eventually. You’ll get to see the clips…some day. How many more things do I not remember from the party?

Ran down to the corner during the beer run, got tired, and lay down on the sidewalk to take a nap. Check. Thanks, Janelle for waking me up.

Started the feud with Eli—he said, “180 degrees … or pi radians,” in reference to flippy cups. So I punched him. Check. I could have sworn he started it with his head butting. In the end Red Strawberry beat me up as his proxy.

Break danced in the foyer. Check.

Wrastled Zach. Actually that one I did remember. I did it because Laura told me to. Then she told me to stop. Cuz she didn’t want him to get hurt.

And of course everyone remembers the biggest game of beer bump ever. Congratulations to Mr. Cross—the new Beer Bump Champion of the Universe.

Pictures from the Bird’s party supporting their support of the AFSP.

Hi everyone,

We wanted to thank you all for supporting Adrienne, Jeanette and I by coming to our party and/or donating to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention to support our overnight AWARENESS walk. One of the main reasons we are participating in this event is to raise awareness in our community about depression and suicide. Your donations will benefit the AFSP, to fund research, education, survivor and awareness programs - both to prevent suicide and to assist those affected by suicide. If you would like to take a larger role, it is not too late to sign up for the walk or to volunteer to support it. Check out http://www.theovernight.org/. Spread the word - tell your friends and family about it. There is another walk in Chicago in August too! From your generosity we raised nearly $1500 so thank you very much!

Best wishes,

Linden & Jeanette

I think I’m giving up high fiving. At the last grade school party, I discovered Armen’s hand is tough. I missed and jammed my thumb. He laughed. I woke up this morning with a bruised hand again, from last night’s party. The cool thing though is it’s really easy to ice it when you bruise your palm, cuz you just hold the ice.

My fingers are also raw from tying all those balloons that I hid in people’s beds and toilets. I can’t believe it didn’t cross my mind to sing 99 Luftballons to Sven all night, it being his house warming and him being German.