Chopstork

Coming soon to a restaurant near you.

some dude

Let’s share some music

April 8th, 2007 by some dude

…or not. MediaMaster.com and Faces.com are sites that let you upload your (unprotected) music, create playlists, and put them on a web page using a widget (same way you embed YouTube movies in a site). I had grand plans for the Chopstork—I want to hear what you all listen to and discover me some new music.

I’ve started trying out the sites this weekend, but too bad they both have problems…at least for now. I haven’t been able to upload a single damn album yet. The problems with both are just bugs - they’ll be fixed eventually, so maybe we’ll try this again later.

From what I can tell, Faces has the better embedable widget. Anyone can listen to the playlists and skip tracks (but you can’t rewind). MediaMaster’s widget only let’s you pause and resume, and I haven’t figured out if the song order is always random. It let’s you see someone’s entire album collection, but not listen to it—you can only listen to playlists they’ve created—really confusing.

On the flip side, when you’re looking at your own account, MediaMaster acts as an online music player (looks very similar to iTunes). You can see and listen to all your albums plus easily create playlists. Faces is really a social-networking site and the music is just part of it. Music is stored in a “locker”—you can only listen to one song at a time from the locker. The only way to listen to an album in Face is is to explicitly create playlists and listen through the widgets (”TuneFeeds”).

The othe problem with Faces is it only takes MP3 files. If you use AAC, WMA, OGG, FLAC, or whatever, you have to convert them all to MP3 before upload—sucks.

In case you’re curious, or want to try it yourself and see if you get different results:

  • MediaMaster fails to recognize when an upload is complete. When I try to play a song, it tells me it’s still waiting on the upload and can’t play it. Some songs work, some don’t.
  • Faces’ bulk uploader just plain doesn’t work. It won’t let me drop any files into it.

Hair Metal Christmas

December 6th, 2006 by bone

Twisted Sister has a Christmas album out. As ridiculous as it sounds it’s probably the best Christmas music you’ll hear. Well, if you’re a diehard hair metal fan stuck in the 80’s. Their version of 12 Days Of Christmas goes

12 Silver crosses
11 Black mascaras
10 Pairs of platforms
9 Tattered t-shirts
8 Pentagrams
7 Leather jackets
6 Cans of hairspray
5 Skull earrings
4 Quarts of Jack
3 Studded belts
2 Pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

Here’s the video for “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” which fits eerily well over “We’re Not Gonna Take It”:

Luke

Who Needs Cable When You Have Flash Video?

November 12th, 2006 by Luke

The Next OK GO?

Love the Japanese…

Someone had way too much time on their hands…

Check out Linerider to draw your own course.

some dude

Download—Beck was good.

October 1st, 2006 by some dude

Went to the Download Festival at Shoreline this weekend. It was alright. Rocked out to Coheed and Cambria on the second stage. Never heard Muse before, but they were pretty good. That was my overall impression of the show—just pretty good. We lay in the grass watching the bands on the screens the whole time.

Until Beck played. I wasn’t particularly excited about Beck playing before the show, but his set was ingenious. They had look-alike puppets performing the entire concert on a replica stage. We’re not talking stuffed band members bobbing up and down to the music. These puppets had all the details down. They were moving their mouths in sync to the music. They were strumming their guitars realistically. They were scratching the tiny turntables. The puppet token-dancing-guy was getting his groove on as he shook the tambourine. The puppet drummer was hitting his puppet high hats. And the puppet stage even had a miniature puppet stage on it.

For a couple songs four or five band members sat around a kitchen table and played only cups, plates, utensils, wine glasses, the table, salt shakers, etc. And of course the puppets all sat around a miniature kitchen table and played the dishes too. Mesmerizing.

Unfortunately, I didn’t have a camera on me (shocking, I know). Oh look, here’s a clip on YouTube…how convenient. Though in this clip the music is recorded for most of it and only the puppets are live (they use Loser as their entrance theme).

That first part was the puppet mini-movie before the encore that features the area they’re playing that night. Couldn’t find the Shoreline episode, but here’s another one from Yahoo! the night before.

some dude

Beck at Yahoo

September 29th, 2006 by some dude

If you work where I work (to remane unnamed),
And you are a Beck fan,
And you are unable to see Beck tomorrow at the Download Festival,
And you are up for infiltrating our neighbor company,

Then you may be interested to know that Beck is playing at Yahoo! tonight as the entertainment for Yahoo! Hack Day—a massive geek fest, according to the squid who laughs.

Our company’s events: Order catering from Armadillo Willy’s, and if you’re lucky you get a cup of beer.
Yahoo!’s events: A big slumber party, and if you’re lucky Beck plays a private concert.

I should have gone into software and been geekier.

some dude

Philadelphia Orchestra store and nugs.net

September 22nd, 2006 by some dude

If you’re into classical music, I came across an article from uninnovate.com and found out about the new Philadelphia Orchestra online music store. They sell their music as unprotected MP3 or FLAC (lossless) files, so you can play them on any music player you want. And for a limited time they have Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony available as MP3 for free. I didn’t know what that was till I just listened to it—it’s the one that goes da da da duuuuuh…da da da duuuuh (hear it).

If you’re into “jam bands,” the article talks about a site Dom and Mark had showed me a couple years ago, but that I’d forgotten about recently—Nugs.net. They have a bunch of live recordings for sale, and a selection of free downloads in their free stash section. The free stuff’s good listening when you’re slaving away in the cube.

some dude

Lighters are out. Cell phone screens are in.

August 25th, 2006 by some dude

Death Cab at the Greek.

some dude

OK go. A million ways.

August 6th, 2006 by some dude

For our friends who lack the curiosity to click through to You Tube… Another Ok Go video. This one’s older—we’re behind the times, just like Chopstork should be.

Enter their competition to dance with them on stage.

some dude

OK go. Here it goes again.

August 2nd, 2006 by some dude

This is a cool video. They must be a cool band. The Jamiroquai of the 2000s…not really.

Chad, can you get Lexi to get this song on in the gym, and we’ll have our own DDR? Who’s with me?

Luke

SXSW 2006

April 9th, 2006 by Luke

One of these years I’m gonna make the trip to Austin, Texas for the anual South by Southwest Music Festival (SXSW). In the meantime, downloading the music will have to do.