Chopstork

so I was digging around tonight trying to gather all my snowboard gear for Tahoe, and I came across my camelback. judging by its contents, the last time I used it was at Bay To Breakers (the vodka redbull served me well). anyway, at the very bottom of the zippered pouch was a crumpled up, thin cotton-and-nylon navy blue GAP windbreaker. I have no idea who it belongs to, but I’m hoping somebody reading this will claim it. (It is a very unisex-looking item, so I doubt Eli is interested). Courtney? Keri? Laura? I feel pretty dumb, because I can vaguely remember somebody asking me if I had this in my possession — an inquisition I denied. But I can’t remember who it was that asked. Would this be an acceptable time to play the Stroke Card?

In other news, I very much miss AJ and Laura. I have yet to make it to Old Man and Luke’s place, because said no-talent ass-clowns decided to move to bumblefuck. Considering how often they were too lazy to walk downhill to my place, I am definitely too lazy to walk uphill, over the river, and through the woods to get to theirs. Unless they get a ping pong table. Or another hot tub.

Speaking of laziness… Live from the couch, it’s Christine and Gina!! After failed trial periods with Netflix (mailboxes are hard to come by in this neighborhood), frustration with Blockbuster (too far + “restocking” fees = F no), and one or two unimpressive trips to the neighborhood video store, we have discovered the beauty that is Comcast On Demand. It is fantastic. For just four bucks, you don’t have to retrieve or return shit. You don’t even have to get up from the couch. All we need now are some shirtless men to cook us dinner while we catch up on all the movies we wanted to see…

We survived the worst move of all time AND rallied ourselves out for the Halloween revelries. Note: those are NOT gay unicorns humping. One is a mare and one is a stalion. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Runner up: Old Man In a Trash Chute

“I am almost positive that it was an inappropriate comment about my boobs or someone that I made out with years ago. And I am sure that you deserved it.” -Karen

This shot was taken 10,000ft up above Lake Garnet in the Ansel Adam’s Wilderness. Left to Right: Luke, Dan, Zach, & Adam. See more photos.

Who bites people??!! Look closely; you’ll see that she had a whole freak’en mouthful of my shoulder. Seriously, I had bite marks for a week! This is not an isolated incident.

After much deliberation (not really) I selected this beauty as Picture of the Week. Never before has a man demonstrated such latent athleticism with so much disregard for his Frank and Beans. I’m not sure if I should cheer in amazement or cry in disbelief. In any case, this shot is merely a prelude to a fun filled evening with 20 odd men and 7 brave women. See the Runner Up.