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	<title>Chopstork</title>
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	<description>Coming soon to a restaurant near you.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The most embarrasing fart evar</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/12/06/the-most-embarrasing-fart-evar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 22:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>Whatever</dc:subject><dc:subject>airplanes</dc:subject><dc:subject>farts</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was on the radio and multiple people have emailed this story around today&#8212;it must be worth writing about: Flatulence forces emergency landing.  I think the only thing to say about it is That blows! (Get it, &#8220;blows&#8221;?)  You could also say the terrorists have won when we put flights into emergency landings [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was on the radio and multiple people have emailed this story around today&#8212;it must be worth writing about: <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16064706/">Flatulence forces emergency landing.</a>  I think the only thing to say about it is That blows! (Get it, &#8220;blows&#8221;?)  You could also say the terrorists have won when we put flights into emergency landings because someone farted.</p>
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