Chopstork

Hilarious! Maybe SNL is making a come back?

The home of Tom and Jerry, in Noe Valley on 21st Street. I think I heard someone saying they’ve done this for 20 years. People come from all over the City to check it out. If you go on Christmas, rumor is Santa will be there too.

Twisted Sister has a Christmas album out. As ridiculous as it sounds it’s probably the best Christmas music you’ll hear. Well, if you’re a diehard hair metal fan stuck in the 80’s. Their version of 12 Days Of Christmas goes

12 Silver crosses
11 Black mascaras
10 Pairs of platforms
9 Tattered t-shirts
8 Pentagrams
7 Leather jackets
6 Cans of hairspray
5 Skull earrings
4 Quarts of Jack
3 Studded belts
2 Pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

Here’s the video for “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” which fits eerily well over “We’re Not Gonna Take It”: