Chopstork

To answer Luke’s question of the week (Who bites people?) let me first begin with a bit background to familiarize the unknowing ChopStork user with our friendly Bustling Bunselmeyer (aka Buns, Lukie Buns, and Lukie Buns of Steel Buns). Luke, as some may suspect, has a tendency to overindulge in tasty treats from time to time… Unfortunately for all parties involved, he overstepped his boundaries one drunken evening by biting into a pretzel that I’d preserved for future enjoyment. What seemed the only reasonable response to such an assault was to quickly retaliate by biting into something precious of Luke’s. Preserved foods being sparse by this late hour, the only reasonable biting grounds were limited to the Buns himself, the shoulder being the obvious selection. So as the story goes, Rebecca Attacks Again…but I’ll let you, the ChopStork audience, decide for yourselves. Attack or retaliation? Truly, a reaction of this nature should not be misconstrued by any Buns’ verbiage that would attempt to lead you towards unsound understanding of the situation.

Who bites people??!! Look closely; you’ll see that she had a whole freak’en mouthful of my shoulder. Seriously, I had bite marks for a week! This is not an isolated incident.