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		<title>Cyclecide Pedal Monster this weekend</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/07/20/cyclecide-pedal-monster-this-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>stupid fun events</dc:subject><dc:subject>bike</dc:subject><dc:subject>cyclecide</dc:subject><dc:subject>mutant bikes</dc:subject><dc:subject>pedal monster</dc:subject><dc:subject>san francisco</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Sunday when you&#8217;re all hungover from our party, we can check out Pedal Monster by Cyclecide.  They&#8217;re throwing a festival at the Mission Village Market at 18th &#038; Alabama in the city&#8212;&#8221;a  freakish, pedal-and-contraption-centric carnival of stupid and epic proportions.&#8221;  Last time I saw them it was a circus-rodeo full of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On Sunday when you&#8217;re all hungover from our party, we can check out <a title="Cyclecide - Pedal Monster" href="http://www.cyclecide.com/beer/2006/127/">Pedal Monster by Cyclecide</a>.  They&#8217;re throwing a festival at the Mission Village Market at 18th &#038; Alabama in the city&#8212;&#8221;a  freakish, pedal-and-contraption-centric carnival of stupid and epic proportions.&#8221;  Last time I saw them it was a circus-rodeo full of crazy bikes, bike-jousting, and pedal-powered carnival rides that you&#8217;re not quite sure are safe to ride.  From their press release:</p>
<blockquote><p>Featuring:<br />
-Cyclecide Rides &#038; Sideshow, with Skits, Mutant Bikes, Rodeo Clowns, and punk rock mariachi band Los Banos</p>
<p>-An Only In San Francisco Circus Midway, with Wrong-Way Bike Games, Ornery Clowns Doing Incredibly Stupid Things, and Hot Utra Gypsy Bellydancers Selling Raffle Tickets for Mutant Bikes and Other Prizes.</p>
<p>-Interclub Tallbike Jousting, as seen on TV and in the 2003 film-festival hit documentary *Too Dumb To Die* — contestants include Neanderthals from out-of-town bike tribes, Doyle the 2005 World Tallbike Jousting Champion, and Gorgar the Vain and Belligerent Urine-Eating Monster</p>
<p>-Pervitadora Records’ Glen Meadmore — the Hot, Horny, and Born-Again Singing Cowboy</p>
<p>-The Life-Size Mousetrap — the Rube Goldberg-inspired creation based on the children’s board game but instead of a net at the end there’s a 2-ton safe that smashes things. With three-a-day performances by sexy mice, cranky blue-collar clowns, and the one-woman-band Esmerelda Strange</p>
<p>The Disgusting Spectacle — a Giant Head Sculpture that Picks its Own Nose with an Equally Giant Pointy-Fingered Hand, Powered by a Human-Sized Hamster Wheel</p>
<p>BMX Ramp Competition and Flatland Expo Presented by First Rule</p>
<p>Kielbasa, the Accordion-Playing Lunch Lady</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Habitat Bicycle Challenge</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/04/14/habitat-bicycle-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 17:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>Whatever</dc:subject><dc:subject>bicycle</dc:subject><dc:subject>bike</dc:subject><dc:subject>for a cause</dc:subject><dc:subject>habitat for humanity</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our friend Morgan is riding a bicycle across the country to raise money and awareness for Habitat for Humanity. They start in New Haven, CT and make their way to San Francisco over June and July. That sounds darn cool. And impressive, cuz this country is big. Her roommate Julie has done this too. Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our friend Morgan is riding a bicycle across the country to raise money and awareness for Habitat for Humanity. They start in New Haven, CT and make their way to San Francisco over June and July. That sounds darn cool. And impressive, cuz this country is big. Her roommate Julie has done this too. Here&#8217;s Morgan&#8217;s message, if you&#8217;re interested or want to donate. She&#8217;s on the <a title="Blog for HBS South" href="http://hbcsouth.blogspot.com/">Southern route</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Hi friends,</p>
<p>As many of you already know I will be spending this summer biking 4000 miles cross-country in an effort to raise money and awareness for Habitat for Humanity on the Habitat Bicycle Challenge (HBC). Along with 29 other riders, I will bike between 60 and 120 miles per day from New Haven, Connecticut to San Francisco, California. In order to do so I need to raise $4000 before the trip begins on May 27 <sup>th</sup> and I&#8217;ve got a ways to go. I am hoping that you or someone you know will be willing to contribute to my fund-raising. Even the smallest donations add up so if you are willing to donate $10 that will really help. Habitat sends special sponsorship tee-shirts to those who donate over $100 so there&#8217;s some incentive to go big! All donations are tax-deductible.</p>
<p>Most of the money I raise goes straight to building homes because HBC does a great job at getting corporate sponsorship for things like our bikes, your tee-shirts (if you donate big) and other trip costs. For more detailed information on Habitat as an organization see the bottom of this email.</p>
<p>Donating is easy, just go to: <a href="http://www.yale.edu/habitat/donate.html">http://www.yale.edu/habitat/donate.html</a> and click on the donate now icon to donate online via credit card or send a check, made out to Habitat Bicycle Challenge (with my name in the notes section) to:</p>
<p>Habitat Bicycle Challenge<br />
37 Union Street<br />
New Haven, CT 06511</p>
<p>Once the trip begins, you can go to <a href="http://www.yale.edu/habitat/about/challenge.html">http://www.yale.edu/habitat/about/challenge.html</a> to track our route, read the web-blogs and take a look at the photos we will be uploading all summer. Also, please email me your addresses so that I can send postcards along the way.</p>
<p>Finally, I know some of you have talked about coming out to ride with us for a day or two. Check the link above for our route and the dates. HBC loves company and I encourage anyone interested in coming out to join us!</p>
<p>Thanks in advance for your support!</p>
<p>Morgan Weibel</p>
<h4>General Habitat Information</h4>
<p>Habitat for Humanity is an international non-profit organization that has built over 200,000 homes world-wide. Each home goes to a low-income family that has contributed at least 400 hours of &#8221; sweat-equity,&#8221; and Habitat for Humanity also provides a 0% interest mortgage to the new homeowners. Although, Habitat originated as a Christian organization, neither race nor religion is a factor in choosing the families who receive Habitat houses. Instead, local affiliate organizations choose homeowners based on their level of need, their willingness to become partners in the program and their ability to repay the loan. Every affiliate follows a nondiscriminatory policy of family selection. Since home ownership is the primary source of capital accumulation for families in the United States, Habitat homes provide more than just shelter. If you are interested in learning more, please feel free to check out Habitat&#8217;s website at <a href="http://www.chopstork.com/wordpress/wp-admin/www.habitat.org" target="_blank">www.habitat.org</a>.</p></blockquote>
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