Chopstork

Coming soon to a restaurant near you.

Disclaimers

  1. There is no sex in the champagne room.
  2. We are in no way responsible for embarrasement caused by, or any other ramification of, the posting of those pictures of you making out with that random person the other night.
  3. The appearance of anyone’s image on any part of this site does not constitute their endorsement of this site.
  4. Views expressed on this site do not necesarily reflect the views of the operators of this site, nor do they reflect the views of other contributors to the site.
  5. I did not clog your toilet.
  6. “Beavis and Butt-Head are not role models. They’re not even human. They’re cartoons. Some of the things they do would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly deported. To put it another way: Don’t try this at home.”
  7. “All characters and events in this show — even those based on real people — are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated … poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.”
  8. “Don’t get so drunk that you forget that it’s not a contact sport.” –Jon Brumit, BYOBW creator
  9. We are not experts. In anything.