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	<title>Chopstork</title>
	<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog</link>
	<description>Coming soon to a restaurant near you.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Japanese Office</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/05/21/japanese-office/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/05/21/japanese-office/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 00:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
	<dc:subject>japan</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny because they&#8217;re really speaking Japanese and it all makes sense.  And the commercial is so true.



(Damn Hulu pre-rolls)
via Emily
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s funny because they&#8217;re really speaking Japanese and it all makes sense.  And the commercial is so true.</p>
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<p>(Damn Hulu pre-rolls)</p>
<p><small>via Emily</small></p>
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		<title>English lessons.  In Japan.</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/30/english-lessons-in-japan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/30/english-lessons-in-japan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 02:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the first thing I could say in both Japanese and English&#8230;




The narrator at the end says to gesture like you mean it.
Spare me my life!  I was robbed by two men! 




Pants-peeing worthy.
via Tuffy
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the first thing I could say in both Japanese and English&#8230;</p>
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<p>The narrator at the end says to gesture like you mean it.</p>
<p>Spare me my life!  I was robbed by two men! </p>
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<p>Pants-peeing worthy.</p>
<p><small>via Tuffy</small></p>
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		<title>This is the greatest machine ever made</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/25/this-is-the-greatest-machine-ever-made/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/25/this-is-the-greatest-machine-ever-made/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[The LeaveMeAloneBox.




via engadget
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The LeaveMeAloneBox.</p>
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<p><small>via <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/24/leavemealonebox-perpetually-closes-itself-should-win-some-kind/">engadget</a></small></p>
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		<title>Traffic jam wave</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/14/traffic-jam-wave/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/14/traffic-jam-wave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
	<dc:subject>on life</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[Japanese scientists recreated the wave effect of cars slowing down and creating traffic.  Next time you&#8217;re slamming on the breaks for no apparent reason, it could be because some idiot 5 miles ahead of you cut someone off 15 minutes ago.  Now instead of getting extra pissed that there&#8217;s no accident, you can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Japanese scientists recreated the wave effect of cars slowing down and <a href="http://technology.newscientist.com/article/dn13402-shockwave-traffic-jam-recreated-for-first-time.html">creating traffic</a>.  Next time you&#8217;re slamming on the breaks for no apparent reason, it could be because some idiot 5 miles ahead of you cut someone off 15 minutes ago.  Now instead of getting extra pissed that there&#8217;s no accident, you can say to yourself with satisfaction and appreciation, &#8220;ah, the Japanese donut ripple effect.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Neuroanatomist Jill Bolte Taylor on her own stroke</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/03/neuroanatomist-jill-bolte-taylor-on-her-own-stroke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/03/neuroanatomist-jill-bolte-taylor-on-her-own-stroke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
	<dc:subject>on life</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[From TED Talks&#8230;
And I lost my balance and I&#8217;m propped up against the wall. And I look down at my arm and I realize that I can no longer define the boundaries of my body. I can&#8217;t define where I begin and where I end.
Then all of a sudden my left hemisphere comes back online [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/229">TED Talks</a>&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>And I lost my balance and I&#8217;m propped up against the wall. And I look down at my arm and I realize that I can no longer define the boundaries of my body. I can&#8217;t define where I begin and where I end.</p>
<p>Then all of a sudden my left hemisphere comes back online and it says to me, &#8220;Hey! we got a problem, we got a problem, we gotta get some help.&#8221; So it&#8217;s like, OK, OK, I got a problem, but then I immediately drifted right back out into the consciousness, and I affectionately referred to this space as La La Land. But it was beautiful there. Imagine what it would be like to be totally disconnected from your brain chatter that connects you to the external world.</p></blockquote>
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<p><small>via <a href="http://scienceroll.com/2008/03/14/tedtalk-a-neuroanatomist-about-her-own-stroke/">ScienceRoll</a></small></p>
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		<title>Worm.  In an intestine.  Disgusting.</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/03/worm-in-an-intestine-disgusting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/03/worm-in-an-intestine-disgusting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[Video of a 20 cm worm being removed from the GI tract of a 60 year old woman.

via Medgadget
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/358/14/e16/DC1">Video</a> of a <a href="http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/358/14/e16">20 cm worm being removed</a> from the GI tract of a 60 year old woman.</p>
<p><img src="http://content.nejm.org/content/vol358/issue14/images/medium/13f1.gif" alt="20 cm worm" /></p>
<p><small>via <a href="http://www.medgadget.com/archives/2008/04/ascariasis_20cm_of_fun.html">Medgadget</a></small></p>
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		<title>neat Coke commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/02/neat-coke-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/04/02/neat-coke-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 2 years old, but I hadn&#8217;t seen it before, so I&#8217;m posting it.  The music is Jack White of the White Stripes.




via Fresh Creation
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s 2 years old, but I hadn&#8217;t seen it before, so I&#8217;m posting it.  The <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1528903/20060418/white_stripes.jhtml">music is Jack White</a> of the White Stripes.</p>
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		<title>creepy robot II</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/03/30/funny-creepy-robot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/03/30/funny-creepy-robot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>Whatever</dc:subject>
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parody of the creepy Big Dog robot from a couple weeks ago.  Hilarious!  Made by Seedwell.




via the Squid Who Laughs
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Parody of the <a href="http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/03/17/creepy-robot/">creepy Big Dog robot</a> from a couple weeks ago.  Hilarious!  Made by <a href="http://seedwell.com">Seedwell</a>.</p>
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<p><small>via the <a href="http://feeds.laughingsquid.com/~r/laughingsquid/~3/260865839/">Squid Who Laughs</a></small></p>
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		<title>badger badger mushroom</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/03/29/badger-badger-mushroom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/03/29/badger-badger-mushroom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>Whatever</dc:subject>
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no lama lama duck, but there are only 3 words to learn:
bader bader mushroom
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no lama lama duck, but there are only 3 words to learn:<br />
<a href="http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/">bader bader mushroom</a></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a suit.  It&#8217;s a wing.  It&#8217;s a wingsuit.  It&#8217;s insane!</title>
		<link>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/03/25/its-a-suit-its-a-wing-its-a-wingsuit-its-insane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2008/03/25/its-a-suit-its-a-wing-its-a-wingsuit-its-insane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some dude</dc:creator>
		
	<dc:subject>interw3b videos</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow.  




  
 From Crackle: Man, Mountain, Wingsuit

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<div style="font-family:"Trebuchet MS";font-size:12px;width:400px;"> From Crackle: <a href="http://crackle.com/c/Sports/Man_Mountain_Wingsuit/1931608/#ml=o%3D15%26fc%3D7%26fx%3D" title="Man, Mountain, Wingsuit" style="text-decoration:none;font-weight:bold;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;word-wrap:break-word;">Man, Mountain, Wingsuit</a></div>
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