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It’s funny because they’re really speaking Japanese and it all makes sense. And the commercial is so true.

(Damn Hulu pre-rolls)

via Emily

This is the first thing I could say in both Japanese and English…

The narrator at the end says to gesture like you mean it.

Spare me my life! I was robbed by two men!

Pants-peeing worthy.

via Tuffy

The LeaveMeAloneBox.

via engadget

Japanese scientists recreated the wave effect of cars slowing down and creating traffic. Next time you’re slamming on the breaks for no apparent reason, it could be because some idiot 5 miles ahead of you cut someone off 15 minutes ago. Now instead of getting extra pissed that there’s no accident, you can say to yourself with satisfaction and appreciation, “ah, the Japanese donut ripple effect.”

From TED Talks…

And I lost my balance and I’m propped up against the wall. And I look down at my arm and I realize that I can no longer define the boundaries of my body. I can’t define where I begin and where I end.

Then all of a sudden my left hemisphere comes back online and it says to me, “Hey! we got a problem, we got a problem, we gotta get some help.” So it’s like, OK, OK, I got a problem, but then I immediately drifted right back out into the consciousness, and I affectionately referred to this space as La La Land. But it was beautiful there. Imagine what it would be like to be totally disconnected from your brain chatter that connects you to the external world.

via ScienceRoll

Video of a 20 cm worm being removed from the GI tract of a 60 year old woman.

via Medgadget

It’s 2 years old, but I hadn’t seen it before, so I’m posting it. The music is Jack White of the White Stripes.

via Fresh Creation

Parody of the creepy Big Dog robot from a couple weeks ago. Hilarious! Made by Seedwell.

via the Squid Who Laughs

It’s no lama lama duck, but there are only 3 words to learn:
bader bader mushroom

Wow.