A little photo essay chronicling the chronicles of Old Man racing down a big hill on a big wheel… (My full set of pictures here) (SF Chronicle story) (A little video from Geek Entertainment)

Some big wheels.

The Old Man gathers his thoughts in preparation for the big race. His Big Wheel waits in servitude behind him.

A fellow racer—sporting protective slippers—proves too heavy for his ride, crushing it well before the race would begin.

One of the Safety Third team tests his defenses.

With a cable car blocking tourist traffic, the racers come to the starting line.

Old Man, at the starting line for the first heat.

A pile-up in turn one proved catastrophic for veteran and crowd favorite foam-headed-guy-with-the-golden-bigwheel.

This little trike would see only one race in its lifetime.

Surviving racers line up for the second heat.

Foam-head guy cries in agony as an axle breaks on his second trike…

… but she was even slower, taking home the prize for the day’s slowest rider.

A helmet-cammed racer makes his way back up Lombard’s steps for the final heat. He would take home a second place prize—giant logo tighty whiteys—amid accusations of wheel doping.

Ghostbuster steals the lead coming out of a corner in the final official race of the day.

In the middle of the pack, Old Man rounds another corner.

Two riders take a fall only inches from the finish line.

I decide to ride the exhibition race and get giant prize crotch on my head.

I’m in second! But I got passed later. And I broke the seat off my big wheel. photo by Old Man

Clutch-burning cars line up on the west side of Lombard waiting to drive down the curvy section as Old Man prepares to ride down to our parked car … waaaay down there.