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In the spirit of self made music

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Please allow me to introduce the Automachine. This little slice of genius will soon be coming to a Yellow House party near you, assuming I am allowed anywhere near the computer. In its purest form, this essentially allows an iPhone-endowed person to rock the party ’til the breaka’ breaka’ dawn from their palm.

Wiimote Rock

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

During my one daily 5 minute internet browse (that’s all I allot myself), I came across what may be the perfect tool for an up-and-coming band that has a penchant for Smooth Moves. Here’s how I think this invention came out:

“AJ, you know how much we like to play awesome, skilled rock music on guitar but we also like to play the Wii?”
” uh, yeah. What do you have in mind?”
“Why don’t we tape the Wiimote to a guitar, hack it into our pre-amp, then revolutionize rock forever!?”
“I’m an engineer of sorts, I’m going to make this happen.”
High fives all around, tops popped, and history is made.

Introducing: Wiimote guitar effects