Operation Birthday Bash
November 10th, 2008 by some dudeLaura finished day 1 of her comps today, so we were slumming it at Red Robin for dinner. 3 tables had birthdays in the time we were there, as evidenced by the gathering of the entire wait staff clapping and singing… 3 times.
Not nearly enough.
Enter Operation Birthday Bash. We shall make a field trip to Red Robin. We shall make a staggered entry and sit as separate couples and groups. We shall recruit acquaintances/co-workers/professors and their children so we’re not a conspicuous influx of 20-somethings all eating Red Robin on the same night.
And, of course, there will be a birthday at every table. And the wait staff will sing and clap. Over and over. It will be the happiest birthdayest night in the history of Red Robin.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:44 am
I think you should have a Jehova’s Witness at one of the tables to get offended every time he hears the song. He shouldn’t have to be forced to celebrate a pagan holiday.
Clearly, I have a very narrow-minded view of Jehova’s Witnesses.
I mean, when was the last time one even ate at a Red Robin, anyway?