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Vertical Jowler invented!

June 21st, 2008 by some dude

Tuffy McFucklebee has hereby invented the vertical jowler!!! The VertJowl™ © patent pending.

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Moment of first inception.

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First production run.

Also, the band Birdlips has filed an improvement to the original jowler with the addition of a fist to the scene. The knockout jowler. Unfortunately another local band Straight Punch to the Crotch failed to incorporate this improvement in their versions, even though Punch is in their name.

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Birdlips’ Lindsay on a knockout jowler.

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