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Hair Metal Christmas

December 6th, 2006 by bone

Twisted Sister has a Christmas album out. As ridiculous as it sounds it’s probably the best Christmas music you’ll hear. Well, if you’re a diehard hair metal fan stuck in the 80’s. Their version of 12 Days Of Christmas goes

12 Silver crosses
11 Black mascaras
10 Pairs of platforms
9 Tattered t-shirts
8 Pentagrams
7 Leather jackets
6 Cans of hairspray
5 Skull earrings
4 Quarts of Jack
3 Studded belts
2 Pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

Here’s the video for “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” which fits eerily well over “We’re Not Gonna Take It”:

One Response to “Hair Metal Christmas”

  1. some dude some dude Says:

    Butt rock’s coming back. I missed out on that era, being in Japan and all. Although Japan is still rocking the butt rock.

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