The Real Ants.
August 6th, 2006 by some dudeThe morning after our Real World party ants were feasting on spilled beer and food in the living room. A little cleanup and Terro wiped them out. Or so I thought. This weekend we noticed ants here and there in the bedroom, which means there’s a line of them marching along nearby. In looking around for the food source, I picked up some dirty clothes to reveal a few ants gathered around a chunk of something on the floor. Great, I crumbed beef jerky in the bedroom. …Nope. It was big honkin chunk of scab. My scab. From where I skinned my knee at the Real World party. Gross.
ants 
, gross , real world
August 9th, 2006 at 6:29 am
I figured out the best way to get rid of ants. Don’t kill all of them. Remember that ants send out scouts. So you should kill most of them, but always leave a few scouts that are maimed, but still able to make it back to their camp. That way they’ll make their report and warn the other ants that it’s too dangerous to go where they just returned from. If you kill all the ants, they’ll just keep sending more scouts.
August 10th, 2006 at 8:56 am
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!