Chopstork

Taking my temperature (I’ve been sick), I thought of a radio station. In your DJ voice: “99.5 WFVR, The Feeever! Commin’ atcha with the HOTTEST hits. Take my temperature, cuz we’re burning up! Oh yeah.” It will be the greatest station ever. The same format will appear in all the major markets—it will be the biggest thing since “The new, Z104.” And when it gets turned into an “El Zol” (siempre de fiesta) the last song we play will be Don’t Fear the Reaper, even though it won’t cure The Fever.

For those not in the know (mom and dad), that last bit is a reference to the SNL More Cowbell skit.

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