http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/06/13/methods-and-means-for-creating-anti-gravity-illusion/ Coming soon to a restaurant near you. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:48:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/06/13/methods-and-means-for-creating-anti-gravity-illusion/#comment-81 some dude Thu, 15 Jun 2006 17:19:41 +0000 http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/06/13/methods-and-means-for-creating-anti-gravity-illusion/#comment-81 We could totally patent something from our shopping carts---like "Method for attaching poster board to a shopping cart," "Method for mounting devices inside of a shopping cart at a level above the top of the basket, using beer cans or other beverage containers," or "Method for creating drinking-from-cow-udders illusion." We could totally patent something from our shopping carts—like “Method for attaching poster board to a shopping cart,” “Method for mounting devices inside of a shopping cart at a level above the top of the basket, using beer cans or other beverage containers,” or “Method for creating drinking-from-cow-udders illusion.”

]]> http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/06/13/methods-and-means-for-creating-anti-gravity-illusion/#comment-85 christine Wed, 28 Jun 2006 19:21:46 +0000 http://www.chopstork.com/blog/2006/06/13/methods-and-means-for-creating-anti-gravity-illusion/#comment-85 I used to know a chunk of the Smooth Criminal dance, but was always discouraged because it was impossible to lean like that. Now I realize I just had the wrong shoes. I used to know a chunk of the Smooth Criminal dance, but was always discouraged because it was impossible to lean like that. Now I realize I just had the wrong shoes.

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