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Methods and Means for Creating Anti Gravity Illusion

June 13th, 2006 by Luke

US Patent 5255452

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Abstract
A system for allowing a shoe wearer to lean forwardly beyond his center of gravity by virtue of wearing a specially designed pair of shoes which will engage with a hitch member movably projectable through a stage surface. The shoes have a specially designed heel slot which can be detachably engaged with the hitch member by simply sliding the shoe wearer’s foot forward, thereby engaging with the hitch member.

Inventors
Jackson, Michael J.
Bush, Michael L.
Tompkins, Dennis


2 Responses to “Methods and Means for Creating Anti Gravity Illusion”

  1. some dude some dude Says:

    We could totally patent something from our shopping carts—like “Method for attaching poster board to a shopping cart,” “Method for mounting devices inside of a shopping cart at a level above the top of the basket, using beer cans or other beverage containers,” or “Method for creating drinking-from-cow-udders illusion.”

  2. christine christine Says:

    I used to know a chunk of the Smooth Criminal dance, but was always discouraged because it was impossible to lean like that. Now I realize I just had the wrong shoes.

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